...you're tired of people telling you how DSM's are all pieces of crap, and you smile to yourself when those same people are shocked that your car has been running so well because of how well-maintained your DSM may be.

...you know more about your car than almost every mechanic you've brought it to, except perhaps the ones who own/have owned DSMs themselves.

...people call your car a Dodge, you take the time to explain the meaning of DSM and the joint venture involved, and they still call it a Dodge.

...when you yelled out "THAT'S NOT EVEN A TURBO" when the hood was opened in the first scenes while watching "The Fast and the Furious" in the theater.

...when you point out DSMs in movies, television shows, during the news, and in comercials.

(Sorry if any of these are repeats)