Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.