BRING IT ON!!!

Bart is a homersexual.

You should have videotape proving otherwise, BTW has Sheila brought her crank back from the walk???

So wxatly what is the purpose of this thread?

The purpose of this thread is to re-live the previous insulting, bashing and name calling, run home to your momma cryin' type threads that I've come to miss, it seems like all the life got sucked out of this board...

Welcome to fight thread.

The first rule of fight thread ...

could I assume that any insult to any one here is not taken personally and people can realize this is joke?

Please enlist your name if you are not a kid and wouldn't run to your mommy crying so I can start my machine!

Waldo what were you doing by the Kids' Pool?
Keep your sexuality(homo or hetro) for adults!

Amin

Let's Ruckus

Which lowly maggot wants to take a shot at me?

not worth my time, NEXT please

So Dan... did the doctors say you can now start leaving the house without your helmet or do they still say it's not safe?

'nuff said

I don't consider gay an insult or an offence!

And no I am not gay, your mom would testify for that!

You're right, I'm supposed to insult you in this thread. I mean, how are you supposed to get insulted when you already admitted that you're a switch hitter? Now you're saying you're not? C'mon, make up your mind sister!

She always complains about that, you two never sit to talk. But all your neighbourhood knows how tasty she finds her toy

I got your request letter too, but I am sorry I can't. You are not my type. I just get you a dildo instead and you can have much fun with it. But for now you can't brush your teeth with this one.

Wow it's pretty quiet in here, wait we can here it way off in the distance is the return of our Super Sequentially annoying member... Here's Waldo, enjoy the silence he will return.

Wow it's pretty quiet in here. Wait, we can hear it way off in the distance is the return of our Super Sequentially Annoying member... Here's Waldo, enjoy the silence, he will return.

Another happy customer....

Oh BTW Dave with-the-5"-exhaust-tip

I have u beat. Four-teen point ohh. I believe your best time is what? 14.2??

he he he

(Ericson asked me to rub it in)

So the other night I'm playing the clit-ar (Rhymes with guitar for all you slow folk out there with out 10 to 1 compression) on Barts GF and she looks and asks me when is she going to see sexy Sheila again. So I'm like "good looking Sheila is at my place. You'll have to come over some time, and I'll show you the back seat". And she's like "I would like that very much. How bout we go now?".

So we grab our clothes and get ready to take off from the kids pool and who do we see? Amin! Amin has got a sad look on his face. I'm like "what's wrong Amin? Timing belt snap? Tranny Problems? Missing the Talon your about to sell. no no no. You must have seen Tims engine bay. So stock it hurts". He looks up at me and I can see he's visibly disturbed. I know right away from his expression that his problem is far more serious than Talon trouble. He tells me "it's Jon Arnett. I'm not his type. He's a police officer. He should love bottoms. I should go speeding in London and get pulled over by him. Get him to strip search me with the latex glove. Twice just to make sure he didn't miss anything."
I tell Amin "it's ok. There are plenty of other fish in the see. I hear Darko has a thumb fetish . If you like Monkeys I'm sure mike can help you. I even hear Ericson's mom is really transgendered if that's your thing". Amins eyes lit up and he said "you are right and so wise Waldo. Thanks for the advice. Now go pillage Bart's girlfriends ass". You see Amin is something I like to call Try-Sexual. He'll try anything

I'd write something about Dan but that just be a waste of time. He only picks on lowly maggots anyways. Clearly he's in his own special class. with a helmet... BROCCOLI!

So what happened to me and Barts GF? well a gentleman never tells... He videotapes and puts it on the net.

BAM! Advantage Waldo

-Waldo, Waldo, wake up
-Ah
-Wake up Waldo, you have to go to school now
-eeee
-Come on sweetheart, your school bus is waiting.
Waldo wakes up, he sighs and rubs his eyes. Then he sadly looks down.
-Good morning Waldo,
-Good morning mommy, mommy I was dreaming. It was so sweet:

-Oh how sweet, hopefully you can grow a dick one day and do all that kind of good stuff.
It was at this time that his mom recalled the fact that Docotrs have predicted maximum age of 23 for his type of down-syndrome which keft him with not much luck of growing one.

More sad than ever Waldo picks the ruler by his bed and stick it in his pant. He gets the measurements while hard. Kept far from all the medical facts that could distract the child's joyful life his sadness turned into a sudden happiness. Happier than ever he logs his new "Personal Best" on the paper on his wall which he draws an unfortunately mostly horizontal graph of his P-length VS. time. He was so shocked and surprised after he recorded the 5mm after months of 4mm.

Hiding her true feeling his mom said
-That is great Waldo. You are almost getting there, You can soon ask out a rat and have fun.

Hopeful and determined Waldo raised to prepare before his Special Education bus gets there.

Punch it hard son

>>>>>>>>>>>>Back to my two midterm in the next two days!!!!!

I know I'm not your type (thank goodness), but Jon is.

OK boys

I post you some other thing in another thread that you would have something different. I feel bad seeing your desperate attempt to find or make something but due to that damn brain malfunction you always end up quoting that!!!

Get a new one and come back to the game!

Are you happy with that? I mean I don't want you logging off thinking you should have said somthing better

Where's bart in this fray? Looks like the only thing retardant about his flame suit is himself Bada Bing Bada Boom!

Wow! What's this? Can't take it no more? Can I quote you one more time? I'm done with this thread. I'm out.

my number is 416-998-5377

your mom can call me in suport of his dearest son!!!

Next Please

PS that numberis just out of the blue!

A long day of work, and a whole lotta toxins, nothin' better...

Amin: You are now voted off this thread...you're not funny...
Waldo: Funny sh!t that first attempt, for now you have the lead in my books, but sh!t dude, I'm a single guy, so the only GF of mine you could be grabbing is attached to my wrist...your girlie however would prolly like a guy that has a working Talon, not just 10:1 compression in a motor that isn't even in...
Erickson: WTF dude, we're just getting started...don't go anywhere yet...

MY TURN:

A picture says a thousand words:



I think it's fair to say I'm in the lead now...

Lookin' at that pic again, it looks like Scott Petrie is lookin' at me too...ummm, ummm....

When I last checked there was only Erickson's post. I didn't see baby Waldo's storming reply. You rock.

Bart,
I didn't intend to be funny That is another business which leave it for you Jokers. Just stop after you ridiculed yourself, I don't like dragging it too much.
the "chick", Scott, and many more were looking at you. Bad for you it wasnot sexually motivated. We were just wondering why the frack it is all flat between your legs.

Next time stuff your panties with some crap so it pops out. No thongs in public places too please.

Erick,
If you can read the paraphraph of mine,it didn't say I couldn't take it. It was just pathetic to see you swimming in sh!t. If you like you can dive in it. Hell, take a hit, help yourself!
I still have to see the Waiver! Mommy signed it yet or now? You know just legalities.

Dan, I got you a new pack of diapers. Now you can stop washing and rewashing paper diapers every now and then. But at your age people are either passed shitting their pants or they atleast don't stick their nose into some adult business. Leave this one for the grown ones!

I don't claim I have the lead at anytime!
I just stay at the very end but wait for the rest to drop out!

AMIN: Ok buddy, we all get it, you have a fetish with sh!t, that's ok mang, whatever floats your boat...however it's not exactly the best read...it simply isn't funny...

Where's Waldo???

OK, it's 420 somewhere, someone pass me the BONG!!!

Ya Amin does have a fetish. I did a search and came across one of his old signatures:

"poo, the other white meat"

I guess if you can't talk sh!t properly you can still talk about sh!t.

Me and Mike against all y'all, Hey Bob Brown wanna come on this side and take on all the world...

I'm off to work, I'll be home around 1am if anyone wants to come on here and go head to head...

I kunt believe all these posts and it took until now to ask for me!! :rolleyes: Unfortunatly, I'm not drunk enough to fire back my best. Pretty lame if I said Bart rymes with Fart. Or that his slut girlfriend, LUCY,, rymes with KITTEN.
Mind you Bart,, good idea to kick her teeth out,, smoothest bj I've ever had.. Gummy gummy...

Bob, what are you talking about? She's got a tongue like 80 grit.

frack, if getting pussy to you means licking MY hand, frack guys, I don't know what to say, that's has to be lamer than anything I'm doin', frack BOB GET DRUNK BUDDY...if I could e-mail you a drink I'd e-mail you Jack + Coke...WHERE'S WALDO???

Kinda like your boyfriend sucks the cum out of your ass, right?

I couldn't resist.

Honey, you promised me you wouldn't tell anyone...BITCH, from now on you're cut off, no ass for you...

-------->NEXT<----------

Fine, be like that. That one time your hemorrhoids
spread to my tounge was enough for me.

sh!t, my vibrator just went dead...Who's got a spare truck battery....

Wow you guys have problems. I think the line has been crossed. Let's be more creative and diss on other less descriptive topics please.

I know some of you guys are love birds and go to "Shoot Outs" and "Test and Tune " days in pairs and come back with excitement but I really don't need to have these visualized for me.

Bart's ass and worse than that Peter licking it is not my thing. You two can be have the best 69 in the world but why do we have to know.

Bob, i was wondering where you were all this time. Get a rom, beat the drum!

Changing the topic a bit should make it more fun.

if you tools want a real fight club UBB go here...this is exactly what you are looking for.

Right now I am the only DSM on that board surrounded by Honduh owners.

http://www.automotive-warehouse.com/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=1

Vince, you just got dissed up in that thread son, face it, it's over, TSR was your best handywork, anything after TSR can't be better, you're going downhill buddy...WHERE'S WALDO???

OFF TOPIC--> AWD vs. FWD: Vince may be going downhill, he is however AWD, see you FWD boyz it's simple, AWD is better, even downhill and engine's off we're faster...