sounds like a logical argument Dennis...
bullshit em till they puke huh?

Good to know YOUR car can do something you will never prove

I have a feeling the ride on Friday is gonna be the shortest trip to Oakville I've ever had...

Ian my dear boy...

As the one who is driving the Queen's limousine, with the bulletproof glass, you really shouldn't throw stones, or mud.

You wanna talk mud... let's talk slugs. Like the one you drive.

Ya, I hear your 4 door family sedan really "pulls" around 150 or so... (snicker).

Maybe on Friday night I'll take you for a ride....

[ November 20, 2001: Message edited by: Steve Kinnaird ]

hehehe... Well MY car is in the garage, probably will still be in the garage by the time you all race, and I betcha I'll STILL win!

LOL

Of course, I'm kidding.

You must admit though, Mark's sideview miror sticker MUST add at least 20 horse! Not to mention that all those chrome pieces count for something!

I don't know what's worse.... trying to keep up with all this, or trying to keep track of signatures! Both are bust a gut funny.
Either way, we're gonna have fun Friday. Eat up boys, 'cause I don't want there to be any excuses when the hi-speed king rules your asses! (Queen's Limo! Ha!) There's 285ftlb of torque just waiting to lay an ass whuppin' on somebody's butt.

My money is still on Steve... kick Tinkie-Winkies ass! Ian can give us a play by play from the rear camera angle and Andy can let us know what the event looked like from the starting line since he won't move an inch.

See, Mike knows what driving a FWD is like...

285?? Big deal. I thought you had 6 cylinders, and 2 turbos!?!?

I pulled 296 ft/lbs way back when I was running 102 MPH through the traps. Can't imagine how much my little single turbo, 4 cyl. has you beat by now...

[ November 20, 2001: Message edited by: Steve Kinnaird ]

What's this? Kinnard is fast now? What happened? Whaddd I miss? Did he finally remove those Integra lights?

Yah disappear for a couple years and look what happens....

Fast NOW?? I remember spanking your ass on the highway with an extra 180lbs of friend in my car!!

Integra lights?? I have no idea what you're talking about.... :rolleyes:

Hey Ian!

I had 305ft/lbs with my thirteen-B two years ago!

My car was 3K.

What was yours.........?

LOL

[ November 20, 2001: Message edited by: Brett Ter Smitte ]

Wait a second anyone know what 65,000 divided by 3 is?

Your car was $3000...man did you get taken

It cost more that 3 grand to get that fuckin spring out of the turbo TWICE

Chewy, I got a better idea...punch Brett!!


Glad you like your new sig Ian no idea who did that.

Ouch got my sig zapped by the Purple Pimple too! You're pushing it Marky!

Well I guess if you can't get your car anywhere near the limit at least you can get your jollies pushing your moderator powers right through the limit

[ November 20, 2001: Message edited by: Mike Jackson ]

Well it used to look good.

It was 1500 I'll have you know!:}

and as for the wookie,..never

WOW Mikey, your quick!!


Thats whats been going on behind the scenes with Stevie and I. If only the UBB kept the old sigs...must be at least 30 each so far...some damn funny too.

either way your name is still Michael Jackson!!

LOL I think I'd rather be Tinky Winky

he he.....ooooooooo
dah! whoooo


[ November 20, 2001: Message edited by: Mark PPG Scheitzbach ]

[ November 21, 2001: Message edited by: Chris Holmes ]

Ok Guys,

In my humble opinion (I know, I drive an Acura, please don't hold it against me), either the Mongoose or the Milleneum Falcon needs to kick both PPG's and Steve's asses. If Steve actually beats PPG on Friday, I will have to listen to it for God knows how long....and as for PPG, well he just keeps picking fights and DESERVES to be humbled, along with my husband.

So please, Andy or Brett, help me out here.

Thanks guys, and have fun on Friday!

psssst... hey.. Julie (come a little closer to the monitor... I don't want Steve to hear )

you can help out with this situation too... when Steve is busy tending to Tori Friday nite before he leaves, slip out with his keys.. quietly pop the hood on his car and look for that boost control valve (- you know.. the one you told him he should turn down, because if he did, he wouldn't need a fuel pump upgrade ) ok.. so after locating it (near that big canister looking thingy by the front left corner) - give it a big turn counter clockwise.. that'll be sure to keep him from beating Mark's a$$ but I'm sure it will unleash a whole plethora of new excuses and I'm sure with the Falcon fixed up, Brett has a few tricks up his sleave (as long as he's gotten rid of any spring like device from his intake system!) as for the Mongoose.. well, I can't say just yet, all I remember is it was blowing alot of air and going no where

I'd say, if anyone were to worry me.. my money would be on Brett.. who know's what the hell kinda trick that freaky car will pull.. and with him now asking for the polished rod and piston from the parts car.. to fix the hyper drive... cripes - sounds to me like he's close to making a jump or atleast have something shiney to distract PPG with just long enough to pass him!!

[ November 21, 2001: Message edited by: Craig Watson ]

Wabba jabba

UGH!! She is SO DEAD!!

Julie, why don't you get back into that 3 hub-capped, chocolate milk stained HonDUH of yours, and go for a ride??

Don't forget my sweet husband, you drive it quite often too--more than you would like to admit I'm sure. You'd better be careful, or I may just take Craig's advice!! And Brett, please keep any springs out of your engine compartment until Friday--thanks!

[ November 21, 2001: Message edited by: Julie Kinnaird ]

Oh my FREAKING LORD!!!!

Just when I thought this thread could get no better!


Chris...thanks man I love it! But now your in deep buddy...is that an X on your head?

wah wah wha...Isn't that a baby crying? I think your neglecting your parental duties there Julie, better get back to work

Ouch . You go straight for the name . At least the rest of us try to poke the fun at eachothers cars... but you just bypassed all of that and get personal . I'm gonna go find a corner to cry in now.


I guess it is such a big target though .

Hhhmmm a white black guy with 7 nose jobs, a pet monkey, an oxygen tank, a fetish for young boys and a case of agorophobia

vs

A purple thing with the intelligence of a 2 year old, a stupid triangle on his head, a purse (oh I mean magic bag) and an obvious preference for men

That's a tough one. But ya I think I'd rather be Tinkie Winkie .


I guess it's just that you thought long and hard about the obvious supremity of Quadcylla and for the life of you could not come up with any bad things to say about her. I don't blame you it's an almost impossible task.



[ November 21, 2001: Message edited by: Mike Jackson ]

You are just lucky you drive a Laser...or else...

But seriosly, what were your parents thinking?

as for YOUR supremicy...you want some too? I'm all for it baby.

Just do me a favour...keep your wife off this board

Ok smarty pants, the only reason I'm registered on this board is because of you! If you and Steve hadn't started farting around with signatures and "web techie" status, Steve would never have registered me so he could get back in.

Besides, I think it does you guys a little good to have a woman around to harrass you....

Don't you like my signature? I know steve will.

[ November 21, 2001: Message edited by: Julie Kinnaird ]

My wife... I don't think you have to worry. Last time I showed her this board she read my 'Excessive loud whining' thread . She won't be back .

I'll have to leave your ass kicking till next year ... if you can manage to come back from the beating Steve will hand to you on Friday.

[ November 21, 2001: Message edited by: Mike Jackson ]

Bastards!!!!!!!!
Scott you too huh? Mr Blowed up real good with his NAWZ. I won't say sh!t about your car though...at least it is fast, not like the other wanna be's like Kinnaird and The gloved one.

When are these FWD turkeys gonna get it through there thick heads...

Julie you can stay but you have to be on MY side.

other wise...
BONG!

[ November 21, 2001: Message edited by: Mark PPG Scheitzbach ]

I'm honored PPG, but still voting for the milleneum falcon--sorry, I think you need to be humbled as well!

[ November 21, 2001: Message edited by: Julie Kinnaird ]

OK well its worth it just to read that sig!!!!!!!

LOL Steve your losing points to your wife now...better shape up quick!

Hey Julie you rock!, but unfortunetly I, like Mike, will have to wait until next year

I havn't found the sweet spot on the dash yet!

Julie, no problem. I'll show them where it's at.

Idle or no idle, it doesn't matter at WOT with all four spinning...

Ready, willing, and able.
Let's go.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
look whos back...

Does that mean your bringing the mongoose on Friday?

Need a hand to start it?

I'll tell you where it's at. Behind me. That's where the action is gonna be while the rest of you bozos sort out who's in SECOND!!

As for my wife: seems odd that she's now using a computer "We don't need" to bash me and my car that is "Damn fast", "Stupidly fast", "Oh, that's nothing.. you should go for a ride in STEVE'S car" fast... (any of this sound familiar honey??)

If you think some purple lump can take ME and MY car, then you're SORELY mistaken.

Perhaps you should spend a little more time doing dishes, and less time dreaming.

[ November 21, 2001: Message edited by: Steve Kinnaird ]

Yeah! what he said!

better yet, Julie go do some housework
and Steve, you get back in the closet!

Ahh, you losers are just lucky that I live so far away. Otherwise you'd just be battling it out for the distant 2nd place spot.

Well Mr. 176 MPH...
it shouldn't be a long drive for you now should it?

My BS alarm is going off like crazy!

:rolleyes:

Bong!

Thanks Mark, but that bug seems to have flown the coop.
-shrug-
Dunno... I'm keeping the wire in the car, to keep Mr Murphy at bay, but it started up with the key the other night.

Tonight I just have to fix the idle.
Seems that the 1G mechanics can't seem to figure out how to adjust the 2G TB and accessories.
One section 14A-p264-265 later, and it's all going to be adjusted correctly...

...funny thing about actually reading the manual.

As for you Julie, well, I must admit, as much as I will enjoy kicking Steve's ass, you have made some of those comments in my presence... so your credibility is dropping as fast as Mark's bank account.

And to the rest? Well, we'll see.
I've never promised anything in advance... I prefer to just quietly wait, and then clearly demonstrate.

Ahem. That's page 13A-263, 13A-264.

Us 1G mechanics may not know how to set a 2G TB (until now..) but we CAN read page numbers..

Might wanna re-check what you'd done to you coolant temp. sensor now..

Actually Steve, in the physical (paper) manual, Canadian edition, it's section 14A... there is no seciton 13. :-)

Bad luck maybe they figured? Or, as suggested, perhaps it's a US vs. Cannuck thing...

Well, since Andy is bringing the mongoose on Friday...it appears that you pansy-ass WWD guys are gonna get an AWD tag-teaming by the Scorpio's.

Don't sing it...bring it!

Bong!

Oh, I'm bringing it!!
All 19psi/0 knock/ breakin' loose in third downhill today of it!!

See YOU on the street.

The only question is, who am I gonna pass first? Tinky Winky, or the rodent??