Be careful!
remember what happened to the last sheep that was near me...baaaaaaaa eeee (yikes!)

If I could shift...you'd all be toast!
Puttin the rubber down...
and pickin up da sheep

{this post should be censored}

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PurplePlymouthGuy
1992 Laser AWD
world's fastest wire loom
world's slowest 20G

Stop all this talk of rubber, latex and sheep is getting Marco all hot-and-bothered.

He is liable to mount up his "ouR-wrecks-7" and go to town on that poor 2400lb petite thing.

L8R

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2G TSi AWD "keep it real - puttin tha smack down."
www.sotawall.com/awd

That car must have the same tailpipe that they use on Suzuki Swifts

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92 Laser RS non-turbo
www.sask.dsm.org

what do you think I drive, Blake?
A civic DX with the 13inch wheels and 1 inch tip, I don't think so.
My 4" tip ala PPG was knocked off in a horrific oversteer situation, that involved:
to much horsepower for you ladies to handle,
wrestling the controls,
drinking a bottle of jack daniels
and listen to the cries of "OOh Daddy from the passenger seat" as a 16" high freak of nature curb claimed the life of my expensive tip. Who builds 16" curbs anyway?
It was the only nice looking thing on my car save for the boost guage

remembering that day saddens me

I need to be held

People, don't ask me what cave I live in but this is the first time I've seen the Bong! post. Mmm... better frequent the Test Area a little more often as there's much to learn about our fellow DMSers here. As you were!

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Cya O!
GiO
More ponies in the paddock than under the bonnet

That's odd.... I heard the oversteer situation involved you, and a couple of bovines..

Moo.

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi

Very witty Skinnaird but The passenger was actually feasting on some tubesteak at the time
hence the incident

On a slightly more serious vein...

This Saturday coming up, Marco has booked me in for the whole day to have the mighty 20G installed!

So, then we'll see who's really your daddy...

If you want to help, come.
BUT! No chit-chat, we're there to work!

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

[This message has been edited by Andrew Bienhaus (edited 12-04-99).]

The real reason Marco hit the curb was because she was giggling so bad, he had to look down and show her where to find the tube steak. Hmmm or was it that you reached down to help your lady friend and realized that she too had a tube steak of her own (eweeee) cause we all know, no woman likes tubesteak

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PurplePlymouthGuy
1992 Laser AWD
world's fastest wire loom
world's slowest 20G

Mark, LOL!

Or it could be Marco was having difficulty finding a real woman to go cruising with him so he brought along an inflatable one. This way he can just fill her up when he stops to get gas and check his tire pressure.

And as a result he was having a hard time working that doll and driving at the same time


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92 Laser RS non-turbo
www.sask.dsm.org

Oops.. double bonged...

[This message has been edited by Steve Rutledge (edited 13-04-99).]

Close Blake... Marco was messing with his inflatable doll when he hit the curb... but it was because he was trying to save her... You see, Marco's minature needle-di*k accidentally impaled his neumatic honey while he was taking a sharp corner... He took his eyes off the road for a second while he gave her "mouth to ???" and lost control of the car. But fear not. With alittle help of some duct tape, she's back in action again..making his drive to work in the 323 all the more pleasant. But don't worry, Marco now takes some precautions to prevent another nasty puncture while driving with his helium lady... He has gobbed a small amount of rubber cement on the end of his penis to dull the sharp-end, and to keep his love-life active.
That's why he hasn't bought himself a Talon yet... He's currently saving all his pennies to invest in a new balloon baby... made of 2 inch thick latex.



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nineteenpoundsallday
A.K.A. sixpucksteve
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html


[This message has been edited by Steve Rutledge (edited 13-04-99).]

Of course!!!

Now I get it!

No wonder he was so desperate to buy my battery-operated air compressor from me.

It's all so clear now... but it gives a whole new meaning to pull beside... ewwwwww!
"Not that there's anything wrong with that... mind you."



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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

[This message has been edited by Andrew Bienhaus (edited 13-04-99).]

2 things...
Rutledge, WTF you mean by 80's rap $h!t
I know rap music is an oxy moron to most earing wearing, gotee wearing CFNY/Q107 "white folks" but to this extremely lightskinned whanabe, it is music

and what did that biatch-a$$ guy write that was soo bad? enquiring minds want to know...

hehe I'm like a rubber necker on the 401 eh?

shooting for 200....

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PurplePlymouthGuy
1992 Laser AWD
world's fastest wire loom
world's slowest 20G

Marco....uhhh, you ok there?
once again, if you need someone to talk to im here for ya buddy. Im not no shrink or anything but Im a good listener and I may be able to help you out just by listening. Its good to let yourself go once in a while but F--K man you need help.

Uh huh, music, yeah, that's what it is. Right.

Hey, every type of music has it's place... and some of the Dance/Rap music is good in the clubs... heck, I own a lot of it from the DJ days.

But, you think I can stand to listen to it? Ha! No soul man, no feeling, little talent, and most of all, NO REAL INSTRUMENTS...

But, hey, to each his own... I consider Rap/Dance as "All Show, No Go".

Maybe there's a correlation here...

-snicker-
Too bad we don't have Marco to pick on, we're having to lay into Mark now...

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

Wow, I did'nt know this thread still existed.

Are they still dissing your RX7 Marco?

well just for the record, I think they are really cool. The MPG/displacement ration is really funny though.

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Michel
World's slowest and ugliest 16G
www.azur.qc.ca/rallye/

http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Boulevard/5981/index.html


Pardon the technical difficulties, This is my first time trying to get graphics on. Click that thing there, it's worth it.


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92 Laser RS non-turbo
www.sask.dsm.org[/b]][b]www.sask.dsm.org[/b]
[email:heisler_316@hotmail.com]heisler_316@hotmail.com[/email]




[This message has been edited by Blake Heisler (edited 15-04-99).]

Got to love that! Let me help you out there Blake.. You tried to display a HTML page as an image.


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nineteenpoundsallday
A.K.A. sixpucksteve
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

Thanks Steve. I figured it out now


Guess Marco gets a double dose. (Hope everyone like the loading time )

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92 Laser RS non-turbo
www.sask.dsm.org[/b]][b]www.sask.dsm.org[/b]
[email:heisler_316@hotmail.com]heisler_316@hotmail.com[/email]




[This message has been edited by Blake Heisler (edited 15-04-99).]

>No soul man, no feeling, little talent, and
>most of all, NO REAL INSTRUMENTS...

OUCH!

well, I must disagree
Rap is full of soul, talent and instruments. Problem (or not) is that they are "borrowed" from other songs

as for talent...you try talking that fast, and then breathing only when possible. It actually requires training...

Besides, look what rap has done for us...ok well lets not

Marco, where are you buddy, I'm drowning here...

Oh yeah, one more thing...it would seem that some people feel the need to copy my "worlds fastest..." I'm flattered

hey look 141!!!

Damn Pino, you'd better get that Bracks-7 finished soon!!!


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PurplePlymouthGuy
1992 Laser AWD
world's fastest wire loom
world's slowest 20G

Hey Blake oh that one was real rich.
but it's actually the reverse of that
because I'd rather be rotary than piss-ton
hows that for witty?
no rotor no motor.
word

anyway I like hip hop, But R+B sucks big time, even I can write lyrics for those songs, its just country music for the urban people.
Everybody crying about losing love, or their bimmer got shot up. brother.
you know like my cousin (who is my wife) left me and I dang near put my shotgun handle thru the windsheild of her pickup truck. B'rer

do you see the similarities?

Andrew, you used to DJ too? you must be joking. who'd you dj for funky joe? weddings, barmitzvah's?

Marco, you forgot the lyrics..

"All the coat hanger apex seals just blew out of my rotor..."


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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi
ICQ # 9622983
www3.sympatico.ca/steve.kinnaird

Nawwww.... I did the pub crowds at University for a few years. A good mix of dance, dance-able rock, pop, stuff like that.

The kind of music that you can dance to, OR just sit and enjoy listening to. You know?

Scary as it sounds, I actually know who Funky Joe is. Ick.

"Besides, look what rap has done for us...ok well lets not "
Hmmmm gang violence, riots, armed thugs, hmmmm.... Ok, let's not.

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD
World's Fastest Workbench!



[This message has been edited by Andrew Bienhaus (edited 16-04-99).]

Hmmmm, kinda quiet in here for the last couple days?
where are all the ladies hanging?
it seems since the last post someone has aquired a 20g, and my car is still blown

The irony is sickening

Ha! jokes - my bimmer got shot up, brother.

Word! all by bitches and sell out snitches. Ima tap dat ass girl cause you know i'm yo sweet daddy. They call me sexual chocolate - cause Ima melt in ya mouth not in ya hands.

Damn I dig "slow jams"

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2G TSi AWD "keep it real - puttin tha smack down."
www.sotawall.com/awd

NOW OPEN!!!
PPG's Homeboy shopping network

Our opening special is the Shakur bullet proof vest. Its notoriously BIG and now comes in a handy TUpak...

sexual chocolate...isn't that a Black sheep thing?
BTW
Pankew...what?
Pankew...What?
Pankew...WHAT?

you welcome (LOL)

hehe sorry man, I had to...bring on the Demerol



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PurplePlymouthGuy
1992 Laser AWD
world's fastest wire loom
world's slowest 20G

Forget pretty coloured tubes and the clutches, what we really need here is a group purchase on ritilin...

The ritillin could never stop the the
[b]DISCO FEVER[/b} that's burning in me right now

Makes me wanna go put on my nuthugger red bellbottoms, gold chain, and wide collar dress shirt and kick up the dance floor.

alright everybody [b] do the busstop! [b/]

Mark, play that funky music whiteboy

150*BONG*150
150
B2C in 50
werd

Marco is your RX-7 still as dead as disco?
I don't think either will ever have a revival.

buzzz
rotary
triangles
boom
disco
dead

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92 Laser RS non-turbo
www.sask.dsm.org[/b]][b]www.sask.dsm.org[/b]
[email:heisler_316@hotmail.com]heisler_316@hotmail.com[/email]

Wow! does that ever bring back some "BONG" memories.. I had almost forgotten what started it all... that lovely weed-whacker rotary thing. (don't laugh, ask Marco about the rotary weed whacker, lawnmower..) hmm.. I see a yard-work trend here...

I want some more of Papa's pasta!! that stuff rocked!!

(ahhh.. to be back on my OWN turf.. eh, Marco )

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi
ICQ # 9622983
www3.sympatico.ca/steve.kinnaird

is it "weed whacker", or "weed wacker"?? either way, I spell it R - O - T - A - R - Y....

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi
ICQ # 9622983
www3.sympatico.ca/steve.kinnaird

Rotary = wacker
If Marco is daddy he must be a single daddy
Disco Fever! Disco Fever

buzzzz
disco
no ladies
wacker
boom
Viagra

Next time I dust off all the big displacement punks at Cayuga - I'm going to stop on the return lane - get out and bust off some silly moves.....

The Superbowl Shuffle, Gangsta Hustler, Harlem Bitch Shuffle, the Hoochie Mama and end it up with a B-BOY stance and say WORD! And because I brought my own cheerleaders - peeps be goin bucknuts for my unboosted 13s.

L8R

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2G TSi AWD "keep it real - puttin tha smack down."
www.sotawall.com/awd




[This message has been edited by David Pankew (edited 22-04-99).]

Hey Marco
wanna tell us all about that new sale of yours
for every turbo installed, a free re-installation (DOH!)

you have been hanging around too many rotary cars huh?

whir....boom

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PurplePlymouthGuy
1992 Laser AWD
world's fastest wire loom
world's slowest 20G

I'll take that deal!!!


Yeah, it sucks to be me right now.

And on top of it, the rental car is heap of a cavalier.

And then Marco says... "Yeah, and while the Turbo is down in Texas being rebuilt, have them turn it into a Frankenstein, yeah Yeah! WERD!"

I just want my baby back... I miss her.

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD
World's Deadest Turbo



[This message has been edited by Andrew Bienhaus (edited 23-04-99).]

With all this work ahead of him Marco will never get his weed-wacker operational again.
Maybe you should just soup-up the 323, it'll be faster anyway.


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92 Laser RS non-turbo
www.sask.dsm.org[/b]][b]www.sask.dsm.org[/b]
[email:heisler_316@hotmail.com]heisler_316@hotmail.com[/email]

I already did the 323 thing we did 12.7 I still got the slip. Now I wanna pump you guys with a mans car. rear drive
tire frying
sideways driving
fire breathing
rotary monster.

with a mesh on the pipe to catch the apex seals