Just as long as it doesn't catch that dreaded rust disease from it...

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

I've been reading this thread for about half an hour and i noticed everyone is picking on Marco i happen to think rotary's kick ass as a matter of fact i was thinking about taking apart my old moped and my stump jumper finding a few coat hangers and making one myself you should all be ashamed of how your treating marco oh ya Marco i need a few rubber bands for my rotary i was wondering if you could hook me up? - how quickly the wolves surrond the wounded-

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Shaun "SKYWALKER" Bratzel
90 TSi AWD

Word,
Word to Shaun!

There is a man who knows, your all a bunch of animals your hear that? ANIMALS!

just leave me to my work, aww sh!t I'm all out of coat hangers.....
Maybe tha ugly yellow wire loom in steve R's car will work, I'll just be doing him a favour by getting rid of it

yukk

Shauns cut off

AB, can you put a "top of page" icon in the next version?

Why? You have the Hop-To button, and the Next Newest & Next Oldest buttons...

So, where is the klutch-killer? We haven't heard from his kind for a while now...

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

Yeah, I think we're all waiting for SR's next reply...come on already! this isn't supposed to be like a cliff hanger (not to be mistaken with coat hanger he-he) for the Bong! Show

I got it!!! next episode: who 'shot' S.R. Clutch

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93 Talon Tsi AWD

LOL... no.. I've gotta be nice. I need Marco to drive his 3too3 down the strip behind me this weekend to pick up my tranny parts after I launch this beast of a 6puck, solidhub, 26million pound ACT clutch... Dam it bites hard..

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nineteenpoundsallday
A.K.A. sixpucksteve
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

Oh, alright..

So marco... You said, and I quote..
"And If I have to spend all night building it to be ready for the track "

Well, you got alittle more than 3 days to get that sorryass rustbucket piece of $hit outta the scrap heap in the back of your shop, up on a hoist, and ziptied back together so I can SSMMMOOOKKKEEE your 271hp (yah.. sure...) rotorooter. Bring it on

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nineteenpoundsallday
A.K.A. sixpucksteve
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

Oh well so I'm gonna have to forfeit, OK?
you all win,

BUT, I will not submit to your insults, this battle of wits and wills will continue,

I shot SR's clutch yah...
I shot Tupac too
and Bigee smalls

I shot an apex seal out my exhaust pipe right into their f#cking eye...

and it was 281hp jerk, your lucky it won't be ready, ya pansy assed, clutch killing, fruitcake eating, snap off g-string wearing, Chatelaine reading, colt 45 drinking and driving, transmission dissasembling, little freak you,

I am still everyones daddy

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Marco
pull beside
TO4E or bigger
who's your Daddy

You'll all have to forgive Marco and his severe case of dyslexia... What he meant to say was his 182HP RX-7
And believe it or not, it only took a To4E, FMIC, 2extra injectors and my Colt engine to push all that power. Dam those roostary's.. Bolt on a big turbo and a 1.6 turbomitsu engine, and they really fly!

Again, I'll have to quote you.. "you all win".... GET USED TO SAYING IT!!!

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nineteenpoundsallday
A.K.A. sixpucksteve
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

can we break a hundred posts by saturday?

Hmmmm..

I don't know Steve...maybe...

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nineteenpoundsallday
A.K.A. sixpucksteve
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

Its a distinct possibility....

hmmmmm..

I think if we all pulled together we can acomplish anything

what

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'91 Laser RS Turbo-"Sound Advice" guy.
http://www.geocities.com/motorcity/speedway/5051

happens when

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'91 Laser RS Turbo-"Sound Advice" guy.
http://www.geocities.com/motorcity/speedway/5051

we reach 100?

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'91 Laser RS Turbo-"Sound Advice" guy.
http://www.geocities.com/motorcity/speedway/5051

KAAAAABOOOOMMMMMM
the dreaded M.1K message problem
all browsers will shutdown, and Marcos "our EX-7" will disappear without a trace...

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PurplePlymouthGuy
1992 Laser AWD
world's fastest wire loom

Sheeesh

just checked outside unfortunately its still there

You guys suck! I had big plans for being the one to post the 100th message either today or tomorrow, and you went and ruined it!! I've got the week off, so I figured nobody could watch the UBB as closely as I, and when the time comes... WHAMO!! I POST NUMBER 100!!

But NO, you all had to be Passantes, and screw it up like a rotary screws up internal combustion... May you all lift your hoods to find tiny 1.3l weed wackers!!

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi

Ahhh, Steve K, you snooze you lose! I think I'll have to warn you (and anyone else) I think I hold the "watch the UBB the most times a day" title...any challengers?

And BTW- so what 100 is gone...isn't it possible to insult, slam, humiliate, degrate, assymilate, associate or conjugate Marco to 200 posts??!! Now that sounds like a goal to shoot for!! let's see, how did it go?

sitting still...
still...
still..
behind your shop...
collecting rust...
won't go...
dead rotor...
dead rotor... (thanx SR )

no RustX-7 racing at cayuga...
no time slip for Marco this Saturday...
dead rotor...
dead rotor...

And remember, its all fun and games till someone gets an apex seal in the eye!!!

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93 Talon Tsi AWD


[This message has been edited by Craig Watson (edited 01-04-99).]

Well, Craig, until Michel Brais got his new girlfriend, I'd say he probably had that dubious honor by checking it every 15 minutes, 18-hours-a-day (I only check twice an hour or so)

Hey, Marco, did you ever notice that "apex seal" is an anagram for "sex apeal" (maybe that's why your RX-7 doesn't have either ) hee hee hee hahaha

Don't mind me, I'm just a little giddy today hee hee hee.

We can see that Marta! anagram for sex appeal -LOL

15 min for Michel, eh? I'm pretty close to that, but only when here at work [you know how it is! supposed to be working, but no work to do..] Always waiting to check that new post..

But, hey! enuff of this, it's getting off the real topic!!!

Now on with the show.......

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93 Talon Tsi AWD


[This message has been edited by Craig Watson (edited 01-04-99).]

While I was still "composing" that message, insurance called... Which is why I'm a bit giddy hee hee hee ha ha heehee ha ho ho hahaha aaaaaaaaaaah

But that's a story for another thread...

I think that as long as marcos around we'll be hittin 2 or even 500. And as long as Steves around (with car and all) wich Im sure he will be, we'll be hittin the "MILLENIUMS"

hehe
hey AB how about a BONG zip file, at every hundred posts...

damn, what do you guys have like ISDN/WAVE connections....

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PurplePlymouthGuy
1992 Laser AWD
world's fastest wire loom

I don't..It must have been like an hour that I waited for this thread to load up geez, it's gettin slow...

AB, maybe we could 'gentley' close Bong, and start something like Bong the sequel? But that's just my .02

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93 Talon Tsi AWD

No way!! Half the fun of Bong! is seeing who has the willpower (or lack of life ) to wait for the page to load.

You don't wanna put in the time, then BE GONE WITH YOU! The rest of us will continue the quest..

We seem to be getting a little off topic here..


Marco: There's no way 1.3 litres can make more power than 2 litres. It's simple math!! Duh!

(Boy, does that sound familiar )

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi

Cable loads it in about 3 seconds,,hehehe
But I feel for those who dont have it, I tried loading this on my girlfriend computer and I could'nt even wait, I said %&*( it I'll check it on mine. (Im an ungrateful bastard) just start another thread and for those who want to look back can reload the old one.

[This message has been edited by Steve Ingram (edited 02-04-99).]

OK FINE! Steve K!!!

but I have to say...I'm beginning to feel a bit like denture adhesive...just waiting to see how long I can hold before coming unglued!!

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93 Talon Tsi AWD

Notice the ladies pick out the fact that I got sex appeal?
Because apex seals, I mean sex appeal, is oozing from every crevice of my body,
Ya that's right Apex seal is an anagram for sex appeal,
I'm also oozing machismo,
I'm just TOO good looking

Because I got it
and none of you do,

horrible, suck to be you guys

oh ya
What's my name?

"BIG daddy"



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Marco
pull beside
TO4E or bigger
who's your Daddy

If you have so much sex appeal why do you want everyone to "pull it" beside you?

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92 Laser RS non-turbo
www.sask.dsm.org

I just wanna see if there is any interest out there in seeing who daddy really is, know what I'm saying?

this is getting gross.

Don't worry the smack will come down soon, you all better be ready.

the question is will you still call me dad?

Or will we call you Mommy?

We'll see... I ain't gonna be no slouch neither, once we're done...

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

Keep It Real. Flock of DSM-sheep.

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2G TSi AWD "keep it real - puttin tha smack down."
www.sotawall.com/awd

Watch out who you're calling a sheep. Or we'll have a last man standing match
|o }
<o }
people's eyebrow ?

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92 Laser RS non-turbo
www.sask.dsm.org