c'mon Kinnaird. You tellin me you did'nt see that coming?

[This message has been edited by Steve Ingram (edited 08-03-99).]

Actually, I was saying that I DID see it coming..

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi

Alright I hope your all enjoying this


You guys are all gonna hafta pay

Steve R I'm gonna wrap your ACT clutch around your scrawny little neck

Steve I I'll give you the atomic noogie tommorow

Steve K your gonna get a piece of me too

Just wait, you'll all recieve your thumpings. as soon as I get my piece of wood back together.
Oh BTW Steve R the price on your clutch just went up, its gonna cost you $8000 bucks, I need a new motor, and paint and VOLK racing wheels, and a weekend in vegas with 3 blonde showgirls.

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Marco
pull beside
TO4E or bigger
who's your Daddy

$8000 eh? And who is call who scrawny... stickboy.

BTW, It's probably gonna take more than 8grand to get 3 girls to spend a weekend with you. Infact, a shotgun is about the only thing I could think of that might convince them.

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nineteenpoundsallday
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

Fine have it your way 8 grand and a shotgun.

I wont need it I'll just give them my famous line:

"Oh, what do I do for a living? I'm a racecar driver"
"ooooh really that sounds dangerous, Aren't you afraid of dying?" she said
"No but Ruttledge should be"
"Purrrrrrr, Marco you really are my Daddy! OOOOH it is bigger than a TO4E"



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Marco
pull beside
TO4E or bigger
who's your Daddy

This thread is almost as good as watching a re-run of Dallas!!!

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93 Talon Tsi AWD

First of all I have to say that I am very PROUD to be reading Marcos thread about what he's going to do to the three Steve's.
This is like a tag team match goin on and Im lovin it. HOWEVER DADDY O!!! whos gonna pump who this summer???? I'll be screamin "WHOS YOUR GRAND DADDY MARCO" Actually I can start sayin that now huh?..................................... WHOS YOUR GRAND DADDY MARCO!!!!!!!

Marco... in all seriousness, do you need a hand with any of your re-build?

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

Let's hope those three girls don't take that RX-7's body as an indication of how much money you make being a race car driver

Speaking of re-builds are rotaries easier/cheaper due to the great lack of moving parts?? Or are they generally more expensive/harder due to their rarity (compared to real engines sorry, couldn't let that last one slide by..) anyway, is there much of a difference either way?

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi

It has to be cheaper to re-build a rotary... I've seen marco using nothing but a bench grinder, wood chisels, sandpaper, and Castrol "superclean".. to rebuild all the rotary engines.. It's soo cheap cuz he doesn't even use real apex seals and gaskets... just ground-down coathangers and old rubberbands...

In all seriousness, if you've never seen a torn down rotary engine, you'd be pretty suprised at how simple it is... 3 moving parts.. that's it..

AND, the best part is, rotaries are so simple that even a simpleton like Marco can actually work on them!

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nineteenpoundsallday
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

That would leave me to believe that the only reason Marco likes rotaries is:

He blows engines up SSOOO often, he needs to be able to rebuild them for $5.

Actually, I've read a few articles on the rotaries (ease, but need for ACCURATE porting, etc.) What got me wondering though was availability. Is Mazda the only place to get a new rotor if you need one, or is there a big aftermarket following for internal parts as well??

Long live the BONG! thread!!

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi

LOL, this whole thread is so dam funny reminds me of when the UBQ(Uncle Bens Quotent)was used I almost fell off my chair.

Normally I avoid the posts here but now I'll start reading them

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Paul Iwankow - Winnipeg DSM Owner
1991 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

Are we falling off topic here?
Can we PLEASE continue ripping off Marco

Long live the Bong! thread.

what the hell is a UBQ? And Andrew thanx for the offer And I am gonna need your help.

I'm gonna need your help for the royal rumble with the three Steve's
Did you guys notice how tall he is? that should contribute to the fear factor.
You should all be shaking in your boots, ya sissies. Your not real men, Your all afraid of blowing up motors.
Andy's not afraid, He pops computers like I pop motors
You guys should be like me, I expect to blow up motors, that way you'll be pleasantly surprised when they last.
Thats what I am, A man with no fear, thats also why the chicks dig me

"puurrrr, OOOOh Marco, your so brave, I love a man who flirts with danger", she said
"I didn't know your name was 'danger',I love a girl who calls me daddy. Come over here sweet thing, let me show you whats in my toolbox"
"OOOOh your tool! It's soooo big!"
"Isn't it?.....Whats my name.."
"Ooooooh Daddy...." she moans
"more 10w30?" I asked
"Yessss, grease yourself up boy!"
"I love the feel of cold, synthetic against my bare nipples." I reply

UBQ... is the Uncle Bens Quotient... the length you go to in order to try and convince us that you are fast, when you really aren't.

I don't like to have to intimidate people, but if the need arises, it wouldn't be the first time.... muhahahahahahahaha!

People, you'll have to forgive Marco, he is suffering from what we professionals call... Boost Withdrawl. Mark is familiar with this dreaded disease as well... someone needs to slip him a fix, man...

Oh, and I hope you were using a good synthetic, we'd hate to see unusual wear and tear...

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

You mean the dreaded nipple coking? or is that chafing?

Hmmm... so it does go something like this,

rotary
(the sound a cat makes when it's getting attacked by a weed wacker)
BOOM
(the never before heard sound of $5 leaving Marco's wallet)
rebuild
rotary
(the sound a cat makes when it's getting attacked by a weed wacker)
BOOM
(the only once before heard sound of $5 leaving Marco's wallet)
rebuild....

Those last couple of posts also explain a picture or two on the Magnus website (ugh.)

I'm now a little afraid that your definition of "thumpings" and mine are a little different

Bong!

yup....so I helped Marco tear apart yet another rotary this week. Seems hes getting a little backed up with rebuilds.
HOWEVER, you all have to admit that a shop that does rotaries will never go under.

Alright Ladies
enough picking on my poor defensless Rx-7
I'm looking at it right now It looks so
[b]defeated/[b] poor thing

lets talk about your talons with that fisher price shifter and those real pleather seats.
those dinky girlie turbo's.
I use those things as penholders
thats all I can think of right know, more insults as events warrant.

Oy ya, that flatulent exhaust sound.
If my car sounds like a cat getting attacked by a weed wacker, your car sounds like the mexican groundskeeper who killed it, after four bowls of chili, and a night in tijuana with a 26er of tequila.

Marco,

I almost wish I new you so I could partake in this li

Bong test.

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

Bing-bong... anyone home?

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

YEAH!! Only Andy B loves us enough to rebuild THIS thread!! I thought it was gone for sure!! Now, to the task at hand...

I may have a mexican sounding exhaust, but that four bowl chili eatin', tijauna visitin', 26er of tequila drinkin' mexican can STILL stagger from light to light faster than that Rust-X 7!! ESPECIALLY right now!

(Got it fixed yet?? Any chance it'll be fixed April 3rd?? Pull Beside ya, that'd shut me up right quick!)

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi

Yes Andrew!
you really like me, you really really like mee

Hey Steve K, don't know if it'll be ready for april, but I'm gonna really try to piece this thing back together, sh!t it ain't even apart yet
I think you got another guy on your side.

Now it'll be me aginst four Steves, Jees is there anymore lurking in the shadows that want a piece of me? whatever
you'll all need it.

And as for your groundskeeper. DOES HE WANT SOME TOO? Tell him to drop that porno mag, fire up the lawntractor and pull beside.

I'll bet you he wears spandex pants, no shirt exposing the hairy chest, CHiPs sunglasses, leather biker jacket, honda weed wacker, slicked back hair, and pointy dress shoes with white socks, hoping to get a movie deal, or at least a cable show called "Summertime Fun with the Leather Gardener" featuring your host Manuel E Jaculacion

Lock your doors, hide your wives and daughters

Steve D: Join in.. Skinnyboy deserves everything he gets.
I realized the other day that even my winter beater is faster than anything skinnyboy owns. Let me say that again... My two Mitsu's will smoke your two mazdas!

That 323 was slower than the Civic DX I drove up in today...
And "scrapmetal" is a compliment to your Rust-X-7.. Odd how the day after you turn up some dyno specs, the poor little rotary farts and dies.... Makes it kinda hard to back up those claims eh? Kinda convient considering the Purple plymouth happen to be back on the road.... What's the matter Marco? Fraid of getting smoked by Barney?


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nineteenpoundsallday
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

[This message has been edited by Steve Rutledge (edited 16-03-99).]

Hey Marco, if you ain't even got it apart yet, how about we start on a real car... MINE!

I've got $1000 worth of parts sitting on your desk, and I'd like to have it one my car, so I can whomp on some certain somebody's In-teg-rag.

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

No Bong for Marco?

He must be too busy rebuilding RX-7 motors...

Come on Marco, Cayuga is coming up soon... and we need time to tune things in...

I'll buy the donuts!!!

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

BONG

Ok I'm here, I haven't seen my computer in days, just catching up, Andy we will get your car done before cayuga, if I gotta stay up all night,

And Steve R, you silly little ball of fur
peculiar, yes but maybe sabotage from you, we all know your jealous.
And I am not afraid to race anyone. you know the phrase So If this lump of drywall I have for a car ever gets itself back together you will pay dearly.
Steve I has secretly defected to my side and lent me his old hoosier slicks, He wants to see me whoop you.
Oh And my 323 is horny to pump your colt 45, what do you want 2 cars, 2 cars and a hit? slingshot?

ehh, you don't have enough....

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Marco
pull beside
TO4E or bigger
who's your Daddy

Well, since you're gonna be pulling apart my baby tomorrow I'll be nice... Yes Marco, you've got all that.. That 323 is so fast I nearly sh!t myself when I went for coffee in it the other day... ohh baby... it actually squeeled it's front tires like one of tho's bad boy civics that you seem to spend so much time raving about...
And that beautiful RX-7 you have.. It just looks fast, even when
sitting still...
still...
still..
behind your shop...
collecting rust...
won't go...
dead motor...
dead rotor...


Oh yah, I forgot.. I was gonna be nice.. OOPS

BONG

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nineteenpoundsallday
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

Yeah, like that three rotor he was going on about in the War Stories...

Sure, it could make 400hp... if you could keep it running.... and keep a body around it I suppose.

"Hello, Mazda? Can I get a bulk discount on rebuild kits for my RX-7?"

"What do you mean; they're out of stock at the factory?"

"Guess there must be a few other people rebuilding them too..."


BONG!

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

LOL.. If you look around Marco's shop, there is always two scrap items you will always find kicking around. A couple mitsu trannies, and TONS of rotors and housings from RX-7's.

I'll be nice tonight.. Marco and Arnel spent ALL DAY under my car today, and when I picked it up at 9:30pm, Marco was almost delirious... and very cranky
Thanks Bud. I owe you. (literally )



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nineteenpoundsallday
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

Does this mean you won't be bringing the Colt to Cayuga?? Damn! I wanted to see the big race!!

Oh well, I'm sure the outcome will still be the same:

DSM : 1
Mazda : 0



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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi

Ok, so I've been too busy to respond to all this animosity toward my mazda's but the day will come when I get to show you all, And If I have to spend all night building it to be ready for the track like I did last fall, so be it
The "contraption" was concieved in 36 hours, And it will rise from the ashes again in 36 hours, I ain't sleepin till its ready

can't wait to pump you steve

gets a lightened flywheel and he thinks he's all that, I'll show you.

muhahahahahahaha

need sleep

What if we add Steve R's first 1/8th and my second 1/8th into one timeslip?? Ahhh, never mind we won't have to when you start spitting apex seals out your exhaust!!

Unless, you've upgraded to steel coathangers for that

Andrew: what's the record for most posts in a thread?? While we're at it what's the record for the most DSM's to beat a mazda??

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi

My lightened flywheel increased my HP's more than what your little rotary's even got

She now revs as fast as a CBR900 on steroids... mmmmm.. lightened flywheel...

BTW, I found a good use for old rotary parts.. I polished up an old rotor outta an RX-7 and am using it as a "pencil holder" for my desk See? Rotaries aren't a waste of metal...

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nineteenpoundsallday
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

I'm pretty sure in Turbo one month there was a picture of a guy wearing a rotor on the end of a chain around his neck. You guys are weird..

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi

Uhh, the reason I gave Marco the Hoosiers is because I felt sorry for him. I figure a mazda needs all the help it can get in order to make it down the track under 15. I regret it though, I have this vision of that passenger door blowing off around the the end of the track and flying into a dsm.......actually....that wont happen cause the dsm will be so far ahead..."IM NOT ASSIMILATING TO THE ROTARY CONNECTION" Im just trying to help a lost cause out of sympathy

Uh Steve (Ingram that is)... Are you taking advantage of Marco's illiteracy again??? I noticed that those "slicks" are actually warn -out MUD tires... OH, I GET IT!! It's to gain traction in all the $hit that spews from marco's mouth... "Yah lit'l momma, She's got 400hp and I'm a professional racecar driver.."

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nineteenpoundsallday
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

you forgot the rest steve,

"Oh ya, thats right, It's big isn't it?, just call me dad"

so you all think the little rotorrooter, does'nt have enough huh?

well Steve R were both in the same boat now? aren't we? you clutch assasin.
Maybe you should get an automatic like Steve I, It'll be less strain on your pocketbook

THE HOLSET IS COMING........

drool you lowly peasants.

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Marco
pull beside
TO4E or bigger
who's your Daddy

Yah, I imagine my car is sitting beside the old beatup RX-7 right now.. Yep, same boat...

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nineteenpoundsallday
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html