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I could report him for impregnating an officer
Speaking of which, have you guys seen some of the hottie cops out there lately. And I'm not talking about a particular city either. I've been through many cities and towns and the hottie cop factor is amazing. I mean, I do have a bit of a thing for a chick in uniform, but still . . .

I could tell you guys some stories about my chicks-in-uniforms thing but I'll spare you that one. Maybe next time.